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Jokes - vtipy v angličtině [ ID: 591 ] - [ Cizí jazyky / Germánské jazyky ]
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SQUAD   17:19:22 26.11.2021
"Why did communists drink ice tea ?
- Because they hate property."
SLAMPISKO   11:41:31 22.07.2021
Stole this in a club next door

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MENAGEN   19:06:49 12.07.2021
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too.
MENAGEN   06:24:47 04.07.2021
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MENAGEN   22:33:34 01.07.2021
Why doesn't sun go to college?
It already has 28 million degrees.
MENAGEN   17:38:08 24.06.2021
History is like a fruit cake.

Full of dates.
OBIWAN   10:01:51 08.05.2021
MENAGEN [ 17:55:50 29.04.2021 ]: připomnělo mi

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MENAGEN   17:55:50 29.04.2021
I ordered salad without dressing and got arrested for indecent exposure.
MENAGEN   08:24:02 22.04.2021
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MENAGEN   09:21:12 10.03.2021
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
SLAMPISKO   23:28:31 05.03.2021
MENAGEN [ 19:19:11 04.03.2021 ]:
- "Yoda, are we still going the right way?"
- "Off course, we are!"
MENAGEN   19:25:04 04.03.2021
- What happened to the guy who sued over his missing luggage?
- He lost his case.
MENAGEN   19:19:11 04.03.2021
- Captain, do you know, where we're going?
- Off course!
MENAGEN   19:17:55 04.03.2021
- Knock! Knock!
- Who's there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock! Knock!
MZOUR   10:27:36 02.03.2021
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back...
WINTHROP   17:41:19 16.02.2021
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopus
MENAGEN   17:32:54 16.02.2021
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
...
Mount Rushmore
MENAGEN   21:19:46 10.02.2021
People be tripping that 2021 is pronounced 2020 won, but they don't realize, that 2022 is 2020 too.
MENAGEN   16:20:34 04.02.2021
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down...
MENAGEN   20:45:50 26.01.2021
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